if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay
You are a hero among procrastinators
Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now
you put the bread in the toaster but you dont turn it on. its a metaphor
For sex ?